Sloan is in effect, and sadly Patrick and I won't be in attendance. That means if you see Arturo you owe him three drinks instead of the requisite one! There is a YouTube Channel up so those of us at home can kind of follow along. While every year I get hopeful Sloan will provide the platform for quant thinking to break through, I often end up discouraged. It turns out there's a dance to doing "mainstream analytics." Here's a recipe I've cooked up should you ever need to do a speech on analytics that appeals to the masses.